Seen and heard on today's Neighbours:

Connor: Everyone has their own little fetishes.
Toadie: I'm not talking about whips and scrubbing brushes here.

(!!!)

Has Neighbours gotten a new scriptwriter recently? There's been an unusual number of BDSM references as of late.

OMG, a Neighbours survey.

Am I the only one who didn't know that there's rather a lot of bondage in Birthday Girl?

"Who would be a journalist? Me for one! It's an S&M business..."
- Jon Snow of Channel 4 News fame in today's Snowmail

Um. Something you're not telling us, Mr. Snow?